Breast Cancer Awareness Month

Whatever size fruit you have in your basket – remember to perform a self-exam once a month.

October is breast cancer awareness month. That doesn’t just mean turning half your wardrobe pink, changing your company logo (oh the irony) and proudly pinning a pink ribbon to every outfit.

Breast cancer awareness is about remembering to give yourself a self-exam once a month, it means supporting women affected by it and it means being grateful for your own health.

Each year 1.4 million women are diagnosed with breast cancer, that includes 1 in every 8 women in the USA. But early detection can make a huge difference to beating breast cancer and we think that’s something worth raising awareness about!

So whether your mammaries are like melons or your chesticles are more like cherries we would like to help you get to know your breasts and detect if there is a possible problem.

Breast Cancer Awareness Month
To show your support and raise awareness we would like to ask you to join our competition. After your self-exam, take a photograph of yourself, covering your credentials with your choice of fruit and post in on social media. Remembering to tag com, @PineappleYSW and #ProtectYourPineapples and link back to this blog to ensure as many women as possible join us and protect their pineapples.
Three winners will be chosen at random to win some super cool Pineapple Support swag.

Breast cancer is not always detectable by a lump or hard mass, sometimes the symptoms are visual.

Some changes in your breasts are perfectly normal, but if you are worried, it is always best to visit your doctor.

What is it that you are feeling for?

When feeling for a lump, check from your armpit, to your collarbone, down to the bottom of your rib cage. A cancerous lump feels different from a normal breast lump, it often feels hard and immovable and can be any shape or size.

Getting to know your breasts is really important and the best time to give yourself a self-exam is just after your period when things are most normal.

Remember, when breast cancer is found early, survival rates are incredibly high.

Be proactive in caring for our health, self-exam once a month, eat well, exercise regularly and help raise awareness #ProtectYourPineapples
Posted by 13 days ago 1

¡Hola, Southern Subscribers!

Ever dreamt of becoming a part of ? Grab this chance!

We are currently looking for freelance translators (Brazilian Portuguese, Lat. Am. Spanish) for a remote project.

 Southern Subscribers!
Drop us a line if the following can be said about you:

• Native speaker of Portuguese and/or Spanish

• Fluency in written English

• Attention to detail

• Proven interest in fetishes and kink culture – you know all about deviations

• Concepts like TMs, MT, and post-ed ring a bell for you

Those matching the criteria, please send over your CV at [email protected]

Show us your kinky side! Vamos! Team
Posted by 20 days ago 7

Premium for those affected by Thomas Cook

We’re Giving Free Access to Premium for People Affected by the Thomas Cook Collapse

Following news of the collapse of Thomas Cook after negotiations aimed at rescuing the 178-year-old- holiday firm failed, is offering free access to Premium to all the people affected by the tour operator’s bankruptcy.
“The repatriation process has started, and the upcoming days will be tough for both tourists stranded worldwide and employees who had lost it all in a blink of an eye,” says Alex Hawkins, Vice President of .

Premium for those affected by Thomas Cook
“We can’t bring you home, but, like we always do, we don’t want anyone affected by this crisis to spend money on adult material. Therefore, for the remainder of turbulent times ahead, we will provide free access to Premium to anyone who can provide proof of Thomas Cook ex-employment or tickets bought with the unlucky tour operator.”

The company will not keep any records, but instead will give a limited-time pass to users, which will be updated should the crisis deepens. “We are here for a reason, if we can help at least some people relieve even a bit of stress”.

Studies have shown that adult material can provide not only entertainment, but stress relief and better overall well-being.

Please contact [email protected] for more details.

Alex Hawkins
Vice President,
[email protected]
Posted by 22 days ago 17

The #xHmeme contest winners!

Congratulations to everyone who created and uploaded memes for our recent #xHmeme contest! You guys are all fantastic!

A big hug to everyone who followed the rules and uploaded related memes!

Unfortunately, there were only three places available for winners!

At #1? The unparalleled dark_witch — who conquered our heart with the TRUTH!

The #xHmeme contest winners!
The runner up? True meme maker 9ynch-nail. We have all been there, right?

The #xHmeme contest winners!
The glorious bronze hero to award is nevermind_spb, who created a whole page of masterpiece memes!

The #xHmeme contest winners!
Congratulations, folks — check your PMs for delivery details on your prizes!

Yours, family
Posted by 1 month ago 10

Android vs iOS Searches

Android vs iOS SearchesWith the arrival of the new iPhone, we thought we'd check to see how iOS users differ from their Android counterparts. The numbers were quite striking, and might actually help us understand the market demographics for each. We took the Top 100 Search Terms for each operating system, and compared the ranking of various search terms.
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Posted by 1 month ago 2

Enter Nicki Minaj

Nicki Minaj is a perennial favorite of fans, racking up thousands of searches each day. But news of her possible retirement has sent shivers through the internet, with searches spiking 50% in just a day! After all, Minaj's famous butt helped launch the massive booty trend of the last decade. … Read more

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Not “It”

With the second season of “IT” upon us, we did a little clowning around of our own. When it comes to horror porn, creepy clowns come in at our #2 most popular fantasy (behind #1 Zombie, and head of #3 Werewolf).

There are over 100 creepy clown videos on , with tens of millions of views. Can someone explain to us what the clown appeal is — and if any of the below examples are hotter than Pennywise?
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Posted by 1 month ago 3

Did DJ Flume just earn $3,000 on ?

Not so long ago and before Burning Man started, opened a call for a couple to film the playa’s first public sex tape, committing to cover two tickets to the festival and a little cash to cover the expenses.

What were the odds to find out that recently DJ Flume was filmed enjoying girlfriend Paige Elkington’s spare parts on stage of a Burning Man event while DJing, which has obviously sent the internet in an uproar!

"Despite the length of the video, believes that DJ Flume could be the person we were looking for," said Alex Hawkins, VP of . "Not only did his video created a fan frenzy, but it also caused an intense traffic spike on the web!"

Searches for Paige Elkington skyrocketed up to 2300% during the last seven days. That’s the burn!

Did DJ Flume just earn $3,000 on
Posted by 1 month ago 1 's Coming to the Playa!

Ready for the Burn? We're looking for a couple to film the playa's first public sex tape. We want to see what happens when outside the tents. We're willing to put up the money to buy two tickets to the festival, plus a little cash to cover expenses — $3,000.
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Posted by 2 months ago Traffic Mysteriously Spikes +33%

In what we can only imagine was a worldwide outbreak of extreme thirst, traffic on surged 33% yesterday, lasting over two hours. Users from over 25 countries poured into , combing through countless videos. As a swarm, it was nearly Biblical.

What could it possibly be, we wondered? Either way, we were happy to welcome the flood of new users making their new heart of all things erotic.

Like a good lover, we're always up. So next time yours lets you down, remember — 's always here to help you out!

Thirstily Yours,

The Team
Posted by 2 months ago 7

Miley's #HotGirlSummer Heats Up

No one knows how to court controversy like Miley Cyrus — and this time, she's getting a rise out of porn fans.

Miley's always a fan favorite among our s, but following her liplock with Kaitlynn Carter this weekend, searches for the Wrecking Ball singer have surged 126%!

Miley's #HotGirlSummer Heats Up
Posted by 2 months ago 1

Dream Girl Alter Egos

Earlier this year, we surveyed over 50,000 users asking them to describe their perfect women — height, body type, hair and eye color, and other relevant attributes — and ended up with Dream Girl Shy!

The response to Shy was enormous, and while she represents a wonderful mix of worldwide preferences, she still can’t be everyone’s dream girl! Some of you want someone a little rounder, some a little shorter, some a little more natural, some with more tattoos, some with who are blond, and some who are transgender.

So we decided to do a little experiment. Rather than amalgamating all the responses, we decided to filter it — and create dream girls for specific categories or specific groups of respondents. For example, by limiting our respondents only to those from the United States, we were able to create a uniquely American Dream Girl — one with darker features and longer hair. We did the same with Germany, as well as with respondents who wanted their Dream Girl to be a lesbian, or transgender or a feminist.

Our lesbian dream girl was voted on by 5.5% of users. Perhaps surprisingly, they wanted her to be almost a decade younger than Shy — 19 years old, and slimmer (29.5%). Respondents wanted her to have curly blonde hair and be natural (42%). 63% of respondents insisted that Lesbian Shy be a feminist. The patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself!
Dream Girl Alter Egos

Our feminist dream girl, chosen by about 40% of respondents worldwide, was a bit older — respondents said she’d be 30 years old, of average height, a bit more curvy with the straight dark hair. And yet, the plurality of respondents still wanted her shaved — and heterosexual! I thought a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle? Don’t tell that to feminist Shy!

Dream Girl Alter Egos

Our transgender dream girl is our tallest by a hair, and is slightly more curvy and with bigger breasts. Most respondents wanted them to identify as bisexual, but did not identify them as a feminist.

Dream Girl Alter Egos

Our German dream girl is 27 years old with straight blonde hair — of course! — with curvaceous body in hourglass shape. She’s fully-shaved (62%), and — very surprisingly — she’s the the most anti-feminist of all our samples — 74% said they would not want her to be a feminist. Given the country’s history of strong, powerful women, this came as a complete shock. We’d love to hear from some of our German fans as to why this might be.

Dream Girl Alter Egos

Our American dream girl is also 27 years old, but that’s they only common thing she shares with her German ally. She has long dark hair, a rounder ass and larger breasts (we call this the Kardashians effect!). She’s totally shaved and — unfortunately — not much more of a feminist. At 64% saying “no”, US respondents were less likely than our worldwide sample to want a feminist.

Dream Girl Alter Egos

At , we know that sexual diversity is our strength. So let’s celebrate Shy in all her varieties! Shy resides on Instagram, so if you want to find out what she thinks about these alter egos, ask her!

Who’s your favourite Dream Girl? Let us know in the comments!

(Not a fan of any of them? Let us know whom you’d like to add to this list, and we will make it happen!)

Digitally yours, team
Posted by 2 months ago 421

Wet Dream Memes!

Dear Students!

Hopefully it’s been a productive year at university. Now that you’re in the midst of summer break, we’ve got an assignment for you. We need your best porn memes!

They can be dirty. They can be sexy. Heck, they can even be SFW! What matters most is that you’ve got them. Here’s what we want:

• Create your own memes and/or photobombs based on whatever you’ve seen on . Because if there’s one thing the world needs right now, it’s memes about cucks, MILFs, pegging and anal.

• Upload them in GIF or JPG format to the “Funny” category and use the tag #xhmeme in the title.

• Tweet the link to us at com on Twitter so we can share them!

When the fall comes — on September 1 — we’ll harvest the best memes and award you with -branded goodies, and a coveted role as an honorary brand ambassador!

In your inspiration we trust!

P.S. A meme a day keeps a doctor away!

Wet Dream Memes!
Wet Dream Memes!
Wet Dream Memes!
Wet Dream Memes!
Wet Dream Memes!
Posted by 2 months ago 432

The Robot with a B-Cup

The Data Team has partnered with our Artificial Intelligence (AI) team to bring our understanding of user desires to a new level using machine-learning tools.

Recently, they finished a pioneering experiments in which our AI robot — code name Neuron Jeremy — analyzed over 150K frames of video, taken randomly from over 3000 videos on . Our unstoppable machine detected a dozen major porn attributes, and ranked them based on popularity.
The Robot with a B-CupThe most popular category? The always perky “Small boobs” division — coming in at nearly 78% more popular than large breasts. Given our focus on user-created amateur uploads, a more natural look seems appropriate, no?

Another difference between us and those studio porn sites? Tittyfucking — listed politely by our Neuron as “boob sex” — was the least popular category. Turns out, in real life, women don’t really love getting used like a Fleshjack. On the other hand, oral sex for women appeared less than a tenth of the time that blowjobs did!

Come on, guys! Is there any wonder the world is facing a massive orgasm gap???
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On Bastille Day, we asked the data team to pull the most searched French terms on . The ninth most popular term was "viol" — the French term for [email protected] We wondered should we publish such data? Wouldn't it be more prudent to just remove that term from the list? In the end, we decided it was not in anyone’s interest to hide what people were searching for. We decided to publish it, but to remove the term from the available searches, as we did for "[email protected]" in English several years ago.

We were not surprised by the ensuing discussion — or outrage. It must be rather shocking for the French to see the term 'viol' appear in their top ten most popular searches. But the discussion that needs to be had is why this term is so popular in France and the rest of the French speaking world. And that is a discussion for the French to have among themselves.

In the meantime, we're banning the term "viol" from our searches. We should note that the videos it returned were consensual BDSM encounters and fantasies. However, they don't necessarily have context, and in a world where sex education is lacking, where conversations about consent are absent, when actual crimes go to often unpunished, we're no longer willing to allow such terms to be used on our site.

Users who search for 'viol' will instead now be presented with the message below, and offered the chance to speak with a [email protected]

In the coming weeks, we will be looking at similar search terms in other countries and other languages — German, Japanese, Spanish and so on. Our goal is not to censor content, or dictate fantasies, but we do feel a responsibility to contribute positively to the worldwide discussion of sex and consent. #balancetonporc #culturedeviol

Alex Hawkins
Vice President,
[email protected]
Posted by 3 months ago 5

Granny Dream Girl Report

This week, FaceApp mobile app had everyone aging in a snap, from supermodels and to football players. Of course, our Dream Girl Shy had to get involved.

We decided to take a look at our original data and to see how she would look like in to those 2% of users said their dream girl to be above 60.

Granny Dream Girl Report
Meet Granny Shy! She’s 68, has blue eyes, blonde hair, no piercings or no tattoos. Unlike young Shy, she’s heterosexual — straight outta .

Granny Dream Girl ReportHer ethnicity is white.

Granny Dream Girl ReportThose users who wanted an older woman also liked curvy ladies, so Granny Shy is a bit more of a BBW.

Granny Dream Girl ReportAnd they like their GILFs natural. Razors? Forget about them!

Granny Dream Girl ReportBecause Granny Shy is a feminist! At 68, she’s not here for your patriarchal bullshit.

Granny Dream Girl ReportIs she a GILF or what? We know users love our Mature category. Let us know if you agree!

Check Shy's Instagram profile now!
Posted by 3 months ago 4

You go, girls!

After the US women’s soccer team won the World Cup, and their names took its place in history, some names took their own place in ’s search field.

Since Saturday, Megan Rapinoe, Julie Ertz and Alex Morgan have been all surging on .

It’s 2019, when you know that empowering women worldwide also reflects on your own searches on .

You go, girls!

You go, girls!You go, girls!You go, girls!
Posted by 3 months ago 5

Oh Canada!

On Canada’s Day team went through the data to take a closer look at how the Canadians — and Canadiens — consume porn.

Just give’r! Let’s take a look together!

Canada comes in 9th among ’ top 10 countries, in terms of male/female ratio. Only 20% women, vs 30% worldwide. We need more Canadian women here! We really do!

Oh Canada!For the second year in a row, the most patriotic territory — measured by how much they search for Canadian porn — is icy Nunavut. Maybe the further north you go, the more you need neighbours’ warm hugs. The least interested in their fellow Canadians? The Quebec separatists, bien sûr!

Oh Canada!The most popular search terms are “Indian”, “Mom” and – vanity moment here! – “ ”! The most popular categories are “matures”, “amateur” and “lesbians.” So, the ideal Canadian porn star would be an older lesbian with a realistic-body type. How Trudeau-ian!

Oh Canada!Oh Canada!Their favourite porn star list looks great and needs no further introduction – Mia Khalifa all the way!

Oh Canada!Happy Canada Day, folks!
Posted by 3 months ago

He Made It Obvious – And It’s Awesome!

This Pride weekend, Lil Nas X came out as gay — saying he thought it was “obvious.”

As a huge advocate of the LGBTQIA community, with one of the most sexually diverse audiences on the planet, applauds the move.

“We applaud Lil Nas X for his strength, honesty and conviction,” says Alex Hawkins, VP of . “We know the discrimination he’s already faced with Billboard and “Old Town Road,” so we’re extending the invitation to debut his next video on .

“We pride ourselves on our users’ ability to defy categorization, to promote acceptance and celebration, and most of all — to wear chaps. We welcome Lil Nas X and his Wrangler booty to the family. Let’s ride til we can’t no more.”

#loveislove #lovewins #pride

He Made It Obvious – And It’s Awesome!
Posted by 3 months ago

Carrie Surging on Boris!

Carrie Symonds has got plenty of power — in both, Boris Johnson’s campaign to become the next Prime Minister of the UK, and in ’s users searches lately.

In the last 30 days, searches for Ms Symonds skyrocketed up to 1456% on .

The sky is the limit, they say. Well, it definitely is for the EX-TORY spin and British PR guru Carrie Symonds.

But Ms Symonds popularity doesn’t extend to #BoJo. Searches for the pair were up just 311%.

Perhaps it’s best not to let our imagination run too wild, huh?

Will they move into the Number 10 together or will they part ways? Only time will tell you. The rest will be a history (and searches, for sure!)

Carrie Surging on Boris!
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